Better than numbers.

a)Firezer is possibly the most legit roommate I could have possibly had. Ever.

b)I never remember the good blog topics

c)I've played Pokemon recently. Probably too recently. Probably yesterday.

d)I also tried to play another old favorite, but couldn't figure out how to make the fucking emulator work. Screw technology.

e)I honestly was not expecting to miss anybody as much as I do.

f)I've had two nosebleeds today. Before that, I hadn't had a nosebleed in years.

g)I'm doing exactly what everyone said I would do in college: abusing my freedom. It's just now starting to catch up with me, and sometimes I wonder if I've dug myself in too deep.

h)Fairly recently (but I keep getting the feeling that I've known for awhile) my priorities shifted. Drastically. And some things are just not as important as others. I've always tried to do things that made me happy and this is no exception.

i)Yeah, that's why I'm paying for it.

j)It's all in the detail. For me, random small things can be just as good as the big things.

k)She put the perfect picture in the frame, but I don't know if she knows why it's the perfect one. If she does...

l)Abe Lincoln died of getting hammered in the ass. If you don't believe me, watch this

m)There's a maestro that watches me when I sleep.

n)My room is constantly littered with water bottles and nerf darts.

o)I love third person personal pronouns. Heh.

p)My professor hinted that I might need to smoke weed to do well in his class.

q)I want to work for the CIA.

r)My big brother sucks at pong

s)I figured out the emulator and it's as cool as I could've hoped for

t)I haven't been this excited about a weekend since last weekend (Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaan). But seriously, somehow I'm even more excited.

u)I'm not good at telling people I miss them and I think sometimes they take it personally. I think you should all apply/transfer to UVa. And then live in my house.

v)I love hearing people say "balks"

w)I've gotten pretty good at making people hesitate to use the word "come" (on my face)

x)Get over yourself. Sometimes there's a bandwagon b/c somebody had a good idea.

y)If you fail to handle a real-life situation like a real person, I won't feel bad about destroying you. I'll give you plenty of chances, but yeah, that's why you payin for it.